[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com  [00:08.40]Hi I am Alexender the Swoose and I am so confused [00:27.59]Mother mother mother goose why am I not like other goose [00:33.65]The other gese all laugh at me [00:36.68]And call me a catastrophe [00:40.12]Swoose swoose Alexander is a goose [00:43.30]Swoose swoose Alexander is a goose [00:46.58]Half swan half goose [00:50.19]Alexander is a goose [00:59.06]Whenever they play hide and seek [01:02.29]I hide my head 'cause I'm a freak [01:05.53]They say my pappy was a swan [01:08.88]A good for nothing vagabond [01:12.30]Swoose swoose Alexander is a goose [01:15.55]Swoose swoose Alexander is a goose [01:19.04]Big beak big feet [01:22.39]Alexander is a freak [01:25.02]They're so unkind but I don't mind their slander [01:31.31]I'm just disturbed because I heard [01:34.79]They're gonna cook my goose and gander [01:38.43]I guess I'll have to run away [01:41.16]I know what they'll do if I stay [01:44.30]I'd rather be a refugee [01:47.51]Instead of chicken fricasee [02:04.88]I don't know now Doris [02:06.32]Maybe you can tell me what a swoose is [02:08.28]Now you just listen hear to me and I'll tell ya [02:10.62]Alexander the swoose is a composite bird [02:14.26]Faintly resembling Mortimer Snerd [02:17.21]And bold Donald Duck only very much grander [02:20.45]For he isn't a dummy a drake or a gander [02:23.72]He's old for his age and small for his size [02:26.83]Has Garbo's big feet and Cantor's big eyes [02:29.91]The beak of Durante the mouth of Joe Brown [02:33.30]And a Harpo Marx wig made of pink eiderdown [02:36.63]Rochester's voice the curves of Mae West [02:39.75]And the Stars and Stripes tatooed on his chest