[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com  [00:22.40]As the crowd roars to the center ring steps our fractured baritone [00:26.10]Are you in voice Winstead [00:27.99]I believe I am in voice [00:31.24]Professor [00:38.64]Ohhh hunce I was wappy uh [00:41.44]Once I was sappy uh [00:42.88]Sap I was wussy no [00:44.74]Once I was happy buts now I borlorn uh [00:48.05]Lorn I fow mow uh [00:49.67]Sigh on lie now uh [00:50.98]Nylons are free [00:51.95]No no [00:52.60]Now I'm forlorn [00:57.03]Like an old goat [00:58.46]Oh no not a goat [00:59.20]That's an animal [01:00.37]Like an old coat that is tornered [01:02.61]And tat uh teetered and tonned [01:05.10]Uh tattered and tipped uh tap with a toupee uh ripped [01:10.67]Left in this wide world to sleep [01:12.37]And to snore uh to weep and to mourn [01:15.24]Betreaned by a jade in her means [01:18.22]Bemeaned by a trade for some jeans [01:20.13]Bejeaned by a teen with some jade [01:22.26]Betrayed by a maid in her teens [01:27.42]He floats by his hair [01:29.80]Not by his hair [01:30.59]That would hurt [01:31.37]Speaking of hair a man came up to me and said [01:33.60]Doodles your hair is getting thin [01:35.19]And I said well who wants fat hair [01:37.27]That's a killar [01:41.13]He floats through the air with the aidest [01:43.45]Of grease with the latest of [01:45.23]Fleas uhh with plates full of cheese [01:47.53]No no [01:47.79]With the birds and the bees uhh he can't miss [01:51.92]The manning young dare uh the daring young mare [01:54.96]He's not a horse that's silly [01:56.05]He'd break his neck [01:56.85]The fanny young dan [01:58.35]The danny young fan [01:59.76]He's an awful old ham [02:01.02]Uh he's a young fellow 'bout my age [02:02.97]You know a funny thing happened a man came up [02:04.35]To me and said [02:04.83]Doodles [02:05.32]Doodles did you leave home [02:06.01]I said I left home [02:06.99]He said [02:07.23]Did you put the cat out [02:08.11]I said I didn't know he was on fire [02:09.79]That's a killar [02:13.57]The daring young man on the flapping tripeze uh [02:16.86]Treezing triflaps uh trying flip flips uh flipping triflop [02:20.56]Uh flapping trivalve horizontal bars [02:24.78]His grations are axle no [02:26.35]His actions are horrible no [02:28.09]He's very good [02:29.43]All girls he doth please [02:31.47]But my wuv he hath lollen astay [02:34.22]No The dove's in the hayloft away [02:36.22]I'm on the road to Mandalay [02:37.93]No hey hey hey [02:38.50]No now [02:39.13]Did you hear about the owl that married a goat [02:41.67]They had a hootenanny [02:42.88]That's a killar [02:47.15]He's the man on the flying trapeeeeze