[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com  [00:08.03]The India that one read about [00:09.96]And may have been misled about [00:11.67]In one respect has kept itself intact [00:15.33]Though Pukka Sahib' traditions may have cracked [00:17.82]And thinned [00:18.84]The good old Indian army's still a fact [00:22.32]That famous monumental man [00:24.12]The Officer and Gentleman [00:25.95]Still lives and breathes and functions from Bombay to Katmandu [00:30.39]At any moment one can glimpse [00:31.77]Matured or embryonic Blimps' [00:34.29]Vivaciously speculating as to what became of who [00:38.85]Though Eastern sounds may fascinate your ear [00:43.56]When West meets West you're always sure to hear [00:49.11]Whatever became of old Bagot [00:52.14]I haven't seen him for a year [00:54.96]Is it true that young Forbes had to marry that Faggot [00:57.51]He met in the Vale of Kashmir [01:00.78]Have you had any news [01:01.71]Or that chap in the Blues [01:03.09]Was it Prosser or Pyecroft or Pym [01:08.37]He was stationed in Simla or was it Bengal [01:11.88]I know he got tight at a ball in Nepal [01:15.33]And wrote several four letter words on the wall [01:17.91]I wonder what happened to him [01:22.71]Whatever became of old Shelley [01:25.20]Is it true that young Briggs was cashiered [01:27.96]For riding quite nude on a push bike through Delhi [01:30.60]The day the new Viceroy appeared [01:34.05]Have you had any word [01:35.73]Of that bloke in the Third' [01:38.43]Was it Southerby Sedgwick or Sim [01:40.50]They had him thrown out of the club in Bombay [01:45.66]For apart from his mess bill exceeding his pay [01:48.48]He took to pig sticking in quite the wrong way [01:50.25]I wonder what happened to him [01:59.40]One must admit that by and large [02:01.50]Upholders of the British Raj* [02:03.03]Don't shine in conversation as a breed [02:06.69]Though Indian army officers can read [02:09.30]A bit [02:10.11]Their verbal wit has rather run to seed [02:14.16]Their splendid insularity [02:15.78]And roguish jocularity [02:17.52]Was echoing through when Victoria was Queen [02:23.82]In restaurants and dining cars [02:26.19]In messes clubs and hotel bars [02:27.87]They try to maintain tradition in the way it's always been [02:31.17]Though worlds may change and nations disappear [02:37.17]Above the shrieking chaos you will hear [02:42.96]Whatever became of old Tucker [02:45.75]Have you heard any word of young Mills [02:48.78]Who ruptured himself at the end of a chukka [02:50.58]And had to be sent to the hills [02:54.00]They say that young Lees [02:54.48]Had a go of D T 's' [02:55.35]And his hopes of promotion are slim [02:56.52]According to Stubbs who's a bit of a louse [02:57.93]The silly young blighter went out on a souse' [02:59.52]And took two old tarts into Government House [03:02.31]I wonder what happened to him [03:03.12]Whatever became of old Keeling [03:03.72]I hear that he got back from France [03:05.43]And frightened three nuns in a train in Darjeeling [03:06.42]By stripping and waving his lance [03:07.35]D'you remember Munroe [03:07.86]In the P A V O [03:08.55]He was tallish and mentally dim [03:09.30]The talk of heredity can't be quite true [03:10.35]He was dropped on his head by his ayah at two [03:11.94]I presume that by now he'll have reached G H Q [03:14.85]I'm sure that's what happened to him [03:16.11]Whatever became of old Archie [03:18.87]I hear he departed this life [03:21.99]After rounding up ten sacred cows in Karachi [03:24.90]To welcome the Governor's wife [03:27.48]D'you remember young Phipps [03:30.15]Who had very large hips [03:32.25]And whose waist was excessively slim [03:34.95]Well it seems that some doctor in Grosvenor Square [03:39.18]Gave him hormone injections for growing his hair [03:42.93]And he grew something here and he grew something there [03:45.90]I wonder what happened to her him [03:49.80]Of conversational skills of the [03:52.68]Devote themselves to action and to deed