[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com  [00:06.51]These are the tales the freaky tales [00:10.17]The tales that I tell so well [00:12.54]I met this girl her name was Joan [00:15.51]She loved the way I rocked the microphone [00:18.63]When I met Joan I took her home [00:21.60]She was just like a doggy all on my bone [00:24.81]I met another girl her name was Ann [00:28.08]All she wanted was to freak with a man [00:30.99]When I met Ann I soked her pans [00:34.08]We ended up freakin' by garbage can [00:37.17]The next young freak I met was Red [00:40.29]I took her to the house and she gave me head [00:43.29]She likes to freak was all she said [00:46.41]We jumped in the sheets and we broke my bed [00:49.68]There's another girl her name is Mary [00:52.71]Talked about s*x and the girl acted scary [00:55.77]I heard she was freakin' for my homeboy Jerry [00:58.92]Took her to the house and I popped that cherry [01:02.07]Young and tender sweet Denise [01:05.25]Get her in the bed and the girl's a beast [01:08.07]I tell you homeboy If you get a piece [01:11.07]She only talks about signin' a lease [01:14.25]I met this tender her name was Lori [01:17.40]And a X rated movie wouldn't tell her story [01:20.49]She had a twinsister her name was Lisa [01:23.52]And just like Lori she's a real d**k pleaser [01:31.23]My girlfriend's name was Michelle I freaked her well [01:36.24]Her p***y got hotter than flames in hell [01:38.91]I geed this girl her name was Tammy [01:42.06]I didn't wanna do it cause the b***h was flammy [01:45.03]She had a best friend her name was Jane [01:48.24]I pulled to the side and I spitted that game [01:51.33]I met a lot of freaks in my lifespine [01:54.48]Freaked one night with a girl named Pam [01:57.51]The very next day I saw her with her man [02:00.69]One week passed and I was in her again [02:03.66]I had an old tender her name was Janie [02:06.78]She was thirty two and I was only eighteen [02:09.90]She likes to freak she's just a fiend [02:12.93]It really didn't matter when I saw her in jeans [02:15.72]I wanna big freak fat and slobby [02:19.11]I kick on back and I watch her mouth [02:21.99]Two tons of fun big mama jama [02:25.32]A country girl from Alabama [02:28.35]I met this girl her name was Betty [02:31.68]Her p***y got wet and it smelled like death [02:34.35]I was tired as hell I was drippin' sweat [02:37.26]But I was all up in her tryin' to hold my breath [02:40.83]Bake and shake us I met this freak in Vegas [02:46.80]She said her name was Donna [02:49.59]She was a pitty little freak from China [02:52.71]I said I don't pimp or gigolo [02:55.77]I'm havin' so much money that I don't need a h*e [02:59.01]You can break yourself but you can't break me [03:02.40]You never met a player like hort baby [03:05.46]I knew a d**k sucker named Betty Jo [03:08.73]Took her to my home and we did it on the floor [03:11.67]The girl got freaky and I tell you more： [03:14.37]She was down on her knees beggin' to blow [03:17.70]She's like another freak named Ren' [03:20.82]You get her alone and she'll make your day [03:23.82]Like Burger King she knows the play [03:26.88]But a freak like Ren' you can have it your way [03:33.39]These are the tales the freaky tales [03:39.66]These are the tales that I tell so well [03:42.54]I met this girl thick as hell [03:45.87]Only sixteen said her name was Linell [03:47.94]I took her to my house I could not wait [03:52.05]Her s**t was much tighter than Central Safe [03:55.02]Let me tell you this since we talkin' young [03:57.93]I met another girl said her name was Yvonne [04:01.17]Always talkin' about havin' fun [04:03.96]Once again in the bed I got it goin' on [04:07.11]I'm Sir Too hort couldn't be no punk [04:10.26]I try to get funky like female funk [04:13.08]So when you see me comin' or see me goin' [04:16.44]I keep my money let the h*es keep throwin' [04:19.58]I once met a tender she did it for free [04:22.53]On the Foothill bust number forty three [04:25.56]All the way on the back she was workin' me [04:28.62]Had my big beatbox and I was jammin' the beat [04:31.89]I met this freak named aunt Winell [04:35.01]Macked on the baby like an ice cold vet [04:38.31]Everythin' she had is what I get [04:41.01]Cause I'm Too hort baby I don't play that s**t [04:44.25]I met another freak her name was Rita [04:47.49]Baby thought that hort just might eat her [04:50.43]I told her like this she can suck my peter [04:53.55]Or even go home cause I knew I didn't need her [04:56.58]Scratched her name off my telephone book [04:59.94]Never again I took a second look [05:02.61]Cause the next young freak her name was Sharon [05:05.88]She kept lookin' well I kept stairin' [05:11.34]Her booty was stuffed in the jeans she was wearin' [05:15.15]She never left she cutted out [05:18.24]I know you all know what I'm talkin' about [05:21.18]There's a freak named Shane such a sinner [05:24.30]She smokes that pipe and she's gettin' thinner [05:27.45]Shane is cool but her mind is gone [05:30.72]One fat rock and it's goin' on [05:33.57]She had another buddy came by my place [05:36.81]Thick a*s b***h said her name was Grace [05:39.75]She walked in the door wearin' a lace [05:42.60]You shoulda seen that look that was on my face [05:45.90]She's like this tender named Belinda [05:49.35]Homeboys call her Belinda the Blender [05:52.20]She gave head like she made it up [05:54.99]She was twenty years old with a big round butt [05:58.68]Had a girl slick like olive oil [06:01.44]Her father was rich and the girl was spoiled [06:04.53]When she got mad he blood would boil [06:07.44]But I rapped her off like I'm lookin' a toy [06:17.10]These are the tales the freaky tales [06:20.40]The tales that I tell so well [06:24.93]Shockedy life Friday night it's goin' on Too hort [06:35.22]Three weeks ago I met this freak [06:38.46]She followed me around like Mary's sheep [06:41.61]I hitted around the corner and when she came [06:44.67]I grabbed her by the arm and I asked her name [06:47.70]She said it was Nina and her man's in Santa Rita [06:50.88]I took her to my home and homeboy I geed her [06:53.97]Set her on the way the very next way [06:57.60]Playboy hort was ready to play [07:00.15]I bumped to this girl her name was Roseanne [07:03.24]We hitted the motel and got it goin' on [07:06.54]Holiday Inn to the break of dawn [07:09.21]When I took baby home I freaked her mom [07:12.48]I knew this tender named Shanie [07:15.60]I took her to the house and let her freak on me [07:18.87]Baby was a fan she loved my beat [07:21.57]But I wouldn't raise my leg to let her kiss my feet [07:24.90]I met this freak named Yolanda [07:28.05]Rolled baby doll like a brand new Honda [07:31.20]I was on top and she was up under [07:34.14]The bed hitted the wall and it sounded like thunder [07:37.23]I once had a datewith girl named Kitty [07:40.35]She was so fine with big fat tiddies [07:43.59]All night long she was actin' s**tty [07:45.69]So I macked on baby like I was Frank Nitti [07:49.71]There's another girl her name is Rose [07:52.65]I use to roll baby like brand new Volvos [07:55.77]I never saw Rose wearin' clothes [07:58.44]She's a pimp house pet ready to pose [08:01.80]I was ridin' down the street when I met Janet [08:05.07]Her booty was bigger than the whole d**n planet [08:08.64]A*s everywhere I just can't stand it [08:11.37]Tried to poem it but I could not manage [08:14.34]I had this freak her name was Bunny [08:17.22]Said I was the only man who ever called her honey [08:20.61]Everythin' I did to her was funny [08:23.52]I macked on bunny and I took her money [08:26.85]Eight tonight a date with Shirlie [08:29.79]She was really short and her hair was curly [08:32.82]If you saw baby you liked this girlie [08:35.90]She was so fine I went to get her early [08:39.00]Shirlie was freakin' like a girl named Rachel [08:42.15]Her bite was vicious and it sure was fatal [08:45.21]She liked to kiss all on my neval [08:48.42]Those are her lips on top of my label [08:51.33]I knew another freak her name was Candy [08:54.54]Real big lips and they came in handy [08:57.48]I smooth got worked and it was so dandy [09:00.60]I hooked the brood up with my homeboy Randy [09:03.78]He did me a favor in return [09:06.99]Gave me a lizard said her name was Laverne [09:10.02]Baby got tossed and I got it on [09:12.90]I grabbed the mic and started to sing my song [09:16.05]My young homeboy heard me rap [09:19.11]And said he had way more freaks than that [09:25.35]But boy you never had that T P Treatment