[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com  [00:03.01]May  I have your attention please [00:05.79]May  I have your attention please [00:08.59]Will the real  Slim  Shady please stand up [00:12.28]I repeat will the real  Slim  Shady please stand up [00:16.82]We're going to have a problems here [00:18.34]Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before [00:20.52]Jaws all on the floor like  Pam like  Tommy just burst in the doors [00:23.40]And started whooping  Her ass worse than before [00:25.20]They first get divorced throwing her over furniture [00:27.47]It's the return of the  Oh wait no way your kidding [00:30.12]He didn't just say what  I think he did did he [00:32.66]And  Dr  Dre said [00:34.06]Nothing you idiots  Dr  Dre's dead he's locked in my basement haha haha [00:37.24]Feminist women love  Eminem [00:38.70]Chicka chicka chicka  Slim  Shady  I'm sick of him [00:41.14]Look at him walking around grabbing his you know what [00:43.63]Flimping to you know who yeah but hes so cute though [00:46.10]Yeah  I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose [00:48.50]But no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms [00:51.06]Sometimes  I wanna get on  Tv and just let loose [00:53.12]But can't but it's cool for  Tom  Green to hump a dead moose [00:55.26]My bum is on your lips  My bum is on your lips [00:57.51]And if  I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss [00:59.80]And that's the message that we deliver to little kids [01:01.88]And expect them not to know what a womens ******** is [01:04.34]Of course they gonna know what intercourse is [01:06.27]By the time they hit the grade  They got the discovery channe  I don't they [01:09.39]We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals [01:12.06]Who cut other people open like cantaloupes [01:13.96]But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes [01:16.00]Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope [01:18.60]But if you feel like  I feel  I got the antidote [01:20.65]Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes [01:22.94]I'm  Slim  Shady  Yes  I'm the real  Shady [01:24.90]All you other  Slim  Shadys are just imitating [01:27.30]So won't the real  Slim  Shady  Please stand up [01:29.82]Please stand up  Please stand up [01:31.78]Be  Cause  I'm  Slim  Shady  Yes  I'm the real  Shady [01:34.16]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [01:36.43]So won't the real Slim shady  Please stand up [01:38.89]Please stand up Please stand up [01:40.81]Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records [01:43.14]Well I do so **** him and **** you too [01:45.82]You think I give a damm about a Grammy [01:47.67]Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me [01:50.54]But Slim what if you're win wouldn't it be weird [01:52.50]Why do So you guys can just lie to get me here [01:55.11]So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears [01:57.10]**** Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs [01:59.41]So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst [02:01.91]And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first [02:04.05]Little ***** put me on blast on M T V [02:06.32]Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim he he [02:08.82]I should download her audio on M P 3 [02:10.88]And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V D [02:13.29]I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups [02:14.87]All you do is annoy me  So I've when been sent here to destroy you [02:18.04]And there's a millions of us just like me [02:20.05]Who cuss like me  Who just don't give a **** like me [02:22.40]Who dress like me  Walk talk and act like me [02:24.71]And  It just might be the next best thing  But not quite me [02:27.25]I'm Slim Shady  Yes I'm the real Shady [02:29.20]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [02:31.57]So won't the real Slim Shady  Please stand up [02:34.07]Please stand up Please stand up [02:36.15]Be Cause I'm Slim Shady  Yes I'm the real Shady [02:38.44]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [02:40.73]So won't the real Slim shady [02:42.14]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up [02:45.36]Cause I'm like a headtrip to listen to  Cause I'm only giving you [02:47.89]Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room [02:50.31]The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya'll [02:53.02]And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at ya'll [02:54.84]I just get on the mic and spit it [02:56.94]And whether you like to admit it  I just ********** it [02:59.41]Better than 90% of you rappers out then [03:01.28]Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums [03:03.90]It's funny Cause at the rate I'm going when I'm 30 [03:06.31]I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting [03:08.56]Pinching nurses asses when I'm jacking off with  Jergens [03:10.96]And I'm jerking  But this whole bag of viagra isn't working [03:13.42]And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking [03:14.78]He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings [03:17.96]Or in the parking lot circling  Screaming I don't give a **** [03:20.62]With his windows down and system up [03:22.36]So will the real Shady please stand up [03:24.58]And put one of those fingures on each hand up [03:26.88]And to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control [03:29.22]And one more time loud as you can how does it go [03:31.43]Be  Cause I'm Slim Shady  Yes I'm the real Shady [03:33.64]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [03:35.92]So won't the real Slim Shady  Please stand up [03:38.45]Please stand up Please stand up [03:40.49]Be  Cause I'm Slim Shady  Yes I'm the real Shady [03:42.75]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [03:45.09]So won't the real Slim shady  Please stand up [03:47.63]Please stand up Please stand up [03:49.94]I'm Slim Shady  Yes I'm the real Shady [03:51.95]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [03:54.28]So won't the real Slim Shady  Please stand up [03:56.80]Please stand up Please stand up [03:58.84]Be  Cause I'm Slim Shady  Yes I'm the real Shady [04:01.10]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [04:03.41]So won't the real Slim shady  Please stand up [04:05.96]Please stand up Please stand up