[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com  [00:00.06]hanser - 百变酒精 (改编版) [00:18.33]我是一个酒精过敏的帅哥 [00:20.10]喝不了酒所以奶粉我爆爱喝 [00:22.57]只要稍微喝一点酒我就会死 [00:24.59]但是让我疯狂喝奶你就会死 [00:26.92]说我唱什么都一股子奶味 [00:29.41]用奶把你键盘屏幕 [00:30.40]浸泡到报废 [00:31.41]装扮的图要翻倍 [00:32.43]我自己画张买醉 [00:33.61]我灌了 b站的人 [00:34.67]然后没了个推荐位 [00:36.00]宿醉醒来我发现我睡在菜场 [00:38.17]次数多了成就了 [00:39.13]我摆早餐摊的梦想 [00:40.35]我不仅有了工作 [00:41.38]收入还低了几倍 [00:42.51]每天收摊之后我们就要起飞 [00:44.88]直播间里面的水友们 [00:46.20]都很受伤 [00:46.96]打开 b站私信 [00:47.93]还有人来给我上香 [00:49.27]各种奶粉品牌 [00:50.13]开始排队找我代言 [00:51.47]都被我给拒绝 [00:52.35]老子才不在乎钱 [00:53.41]I got drunk [00:54.21]Drunk [00:54.77]Drunk [00:55.27]Drunk [00:55.73]我是百变奶精 [00:56.79]不是百变小樱 [00:57.85]I got drunk [00:58.66]Drunk [00:59.17]Drunk [00:59.68]Drunk [01:00.19]今晚泼你家门 [01:01.18]你最好给我小心 [01:02.39]I got drunk [01:03.15]Drunk [01:03.65]Drunk [01:04.18]Drunk [01:04.53]我是百变奶精 [01:05.70]不是百变小樱 [01:06.81]I got drunk [01:07.57]Drunk [01:08.08]Drunk [01:08.64]Drunk [01:08.99]今晚泼你家门 [01:10.10]你最好给我小心 [01:11.57]要是在我喝奶时向我劝酒 [01:13.46]我把你灌成狗 [01:14.31]脑子和身体离异 [01:15.73]让你抱着你爸 [01:16.59]一直在那狂喊老弟 [01:17.87]拯救你们这些酒鬼 [01:19.00]就是我的教义 [01:20.20]我刷牙洗脸洗白白都用奶粉 [01:22.36]这能帮我涨粉效果相当的狠 [01:24.64]欢迎隔壁卡座过来找我 battle [01:26.76]我会把你打晕 [01:27.77]并且所有酒都抢走 [01:29.12]喝奶才更健康 [01:30.12]喝酒会糊脑浆 [01:31.25]救护车每天凌晨三点 [01:32.64]准时送我回乡 [01:33.65]每次劝酒之前 [01:34.51]我都备好一封遗书 [01:35.96]他们都贼凶 [01:36.80]可我要忍住不哭 [01:38.14]实在劝不动 [01:38.95]我就原地变成刘翔 [01:40.31]只要我能活着回家 [01:41.58]妈妈就会表扬 [01:42.64]奶粉让我快乐 [01:43.65]奶粉让我悲伤 [01:44.91]奶粉让我肚子 [01:45.76]变成一整块的脂肪 [01:46.97]I got drunk [01:47.58]Drunk [01:48.08]Drunk [01:48.64]Drunk [01:49.04]我是百变奶精 [01:50.16]不是百变小樱 [01:51.22]I got drunk [01:52.03]Drunk [01:52.54]Drunk [01:53.05]Drunk [01:53.40]今晚泼你家门 [01:54.46]你最好给我小心 [01:55.68]I got drunk [01:56.44]Drunk [01:56.99]Drunk [01:57.55]Drunk [01:57.90]我是百变奶精 [01:59.02]不是百变小樱 [02:00.08]I got drunk [02:00.84]Drunk [02:01.44]Drunk [02:01.95]Drunk [02:02.25]今晚泼你家门 [02:03.43]你最好给我小心 [02:04.68]我一般不吐 [02:05.63]一吐吐个泳池 [02:06.84]我在里面游泳 [02:07.97]创造各种花式 [02:09.05]清醒后发现 [02:09.93]这是别人家的泳池 [02:11.33]我马上撒点花瓣 [02:12.39]让它变成牛奶浴池 [02:13.75]因为我很有素质 [02:14.86]从不吵架 [02:15.77]不像他们几个 [02:16.82]爱吵讲的还瞎 [02:17.93]白天不管干什么 [02:19.04]都没有人会夸 [02:20.20]晚上喝点酒 [02:20.93]没了理智 [02:21.54]瞬间觉得自己很牛*啊 [02:22.61]今天早上我突然决定要戒奶 [02:24.91]因为我发现喝奶 [02:25.97]好像也会变嗨 [02:27.04]只要我们很嗨 [02:28.06]就会有人想加塞 [02:29.24]我想让自己冷静 [02:30.35]但是我没法断奶 [02:31.47]至少我们补钙 [02:32.32]体质非常优异 [02:33.54]他们喝着假酒 [02:34.65]变成了一群** [02:35.91]如果能够重来 [02:36.91]我还会选择喝奶 [02:38.00]跟我一起喝奶 [02:38.87]让你变得善良可爱 [02:40.08]I got drunk [02:40.89]Drunk [02:41.45]Drunk [02:41.96]Drunk [02:42.41]我是百变奶精 [02:43.53]不是百变小樱 [02:44.55]I got drunk [02:45.31]Drunk [02:45.91]Drunk [02:46.42]Drunk [02:46.78]今晚泼你家门 [02:47.79]你最好给我小心 [02:49.00]I got drunk [02:49.81]Drunk [02:50.32]Drunk [02:50.88]Drunk [02:51.18]我是百变奶精 [02:52.35]不是百变小樱 [02:53.41]I got drunk [02:54.17]Drunk [02:54.73]Drunk [02:55.34]Drunk [02:55.64]今晚泼你家门 [02:56.75]你最好给我小心 [03:15.85]I got drunk [03:16.51]Drunk [03:17.01]Drunk [03:17.60]Drunk [03:17.94]我是百变奶精 [03:19.00]不是百变小樱 [03:20.07]I got drunk [03:20.88]Drunk [03:21.44]Drunk [03:21.99]Drunk [03:22.35]这歌没啥深意 [03:23.41]但是你得小心 [03:24.58]I got drunk [03:25.39]Drunk [03:25.84]Drunk [03:26.40]Drunk [03:26.70]我是百变奶精 [03:27.92]不是百变小樱 [03:29.04]I got drunk [03:29.80]Drunk [03:30.35]Drunk [03:30.96]Drunk [03:31.32]今晚泼你家门 [03:32.28]你最好给我小心