[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com  [00:00.47]Yo mic check my **** [00:03.71]Testing [00:04.80]One two ffff-f**k [00:06.53]My **** my nuts [00:09.71]My attitude is worse than NWA's was [00:12.17]I'll battle you over stupid s**t [00:13.62]And diss people who ain't have [00:14.56]S**t to do with it like Cool J does [00:16.80]You see me standin' outside [00:17.96]Of your building screamin' [00:19.08]Puffy is good but Slim Shady [00:20.70]Is for the children [00:21.64]I look at my life in a new light f**k it [00:24.17]Give me two mics [00:24.99]I write songs for me f**k what you like [00:26.89]You're probably hear me rap half-hearted [00:28.45]'Cause I don't like rap anyway [00:29.85]I'm just tryin' to get my porno career started [00:31.91]Every place and event [00:33.87]Been there done that [00:35.07]S**t Dre stuck me in a suitcase when he went [00:37.38]Want a deal study these five chapters [00:39.74]Lesson one throw demos as hard as you can at signed rappers [00:42.89]Lesson two face 'em and diss 'em [00:44.67]Don't give 'em a demo [00:45.71]Kidnap 'em and make 'em come to your basement and listen [00:47.91]Lesson three get a job at a label [00:49.97]Switch demos with Canibus and put yours on the owner's table [00:53.03]Lesson four 'know you heard this before [00:55.18]Hey let me get your number I'll call you tomorrow for sure [00:57.90]Don't act like a fan you wanna get signed [00:59.90]Get the whitest AR you can find [01:01.53]Pull him aside and rap as wack as you can [01:03.59]Lesson five get a hook-up at Jive [01:05.61]Dress up like ICP and have them come [01:07.73]See you perform live [01:08.79]And that's the key [01:09.70]But when you see me on the street [01:11.15]I ain't givin' you s**t b***h [01:12.41]Don't even bother askin' me [01:14.32]Toilet water splashes me right [01:15.88]In the a*s when I'm spittin' [01:16.85]'Cause I'm always s**ttin when [01:17.92]I'm rappin' like Master P [01:19.16]Got a ******* from Paula Jones [01:21.17]And stuffed it so far in her mouth [01:22.51]My balls broke both of her collarbones [01:24.42]Told Mya this s**t was all about me uh [01:26.73]Gave Alyssa Milano syphillis mono and gonorrhea [01:29.54]And all three of my main girls said see ya [01:31.92]'Cause Brandy and Monica walked in [01:33.39]And caught me f**kin' Aaliyah [01:34.92]I splish-splash while I'm takin' a bath [01:36.88]Grab a handful of pills break [01:38.47]'Em in half take 'em and laugh [01:40.12]White trash 'f**kin' your wife in the a*s [01:42.14]While you're out siphoning gas for your [01:43.63]Lawnmower to cut the grass [01:45.09]So if I hurt your self-esteem [01:46.41]And you get dissed too bad [01:47.59]You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad [01:50.25]And when I rap about a bunch [01:51.31]Of s**t you wished you had [01:52.88]You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad [01:55.64]I can't listen to that song [01:56.91]That s**t's too sad [01:58.06]You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad [02:00.70]He'll never make it his wrist is [02:02.33]Slit too bad [02:03.21]You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad [02:06.05]What a wonderful day [02:07.33]I should go outside and play [02:08.93]Ain't no need to sit [02:10.06]Inside the house and hibernate [02:11.63]Hi Renee I was just about to [02:13.54]Toss a live grenade [02:14.84]In your driveway and drive away [02:16.34]Are you afraid of a blade made [02:18.02]Of a razor with AIDS [02:18.87]Blood drippin' from it rippin' [02:20.36]Your stomach like a paper mache [02:21.67]You talk a lotta s**t [02:23.08]But you was never ill though [02:24.39]I'm sick enough to beat you [02:25.40]To death with a feather pillow [02:26.75]Tipped over some cows just [02:28.19]For a joke and a laugh [02:29.37]Jumped up choked a giraffe [02:30.55]Snapped his neck and broke it in half [02:32.48]Wagin wars went on stage [02:34.11]And sprayed cage with agent orange [02:35.75]And wiped my a*s with his page in Source [02:37.76]The demon is here steamin' this year [02:39.84]I rip Mystikal's voicebox out [02:41.79]Scream in his ear [02:42.67]It's not a gimmick b***h [02:43.98]It's an image I live it [02:45.18]Give a f**k I don't know what a f**k [02:46.88]Is to give it [02:47.80]Yeah I don't think this guy is well [02:49.34]I'm high as hell [02:50.17]I'll beat you with a live cat when [02:51.89]I'm swinging him by his tail [02:53.39]I'll f**kin' I'll f**kin' [02:55.47]Lay your nuts on the dresser [02:56.79]Just your nutsack by itself [02:58.34]And bang them s**ts with a spiked bat [03:00.19]Cut your neck off and sew your head right back [03:02.56]And leave you like that [03:03.66]You just triggered the prick who just mixed liquor [03:05.86]Who's itchin' to leave you disfigured [03:07.52]And stiffer than Christopher [03:08.83]Reeves I was teething with strep throat [03:11.07]While your mother was breastfeeding [03:12.30]And gave her the flesh-eating disease [03:14.00]I'm iller than takin' a hammer [03:15.72]And beatin' your knees [03:16.63]And walkin' through South Central LA [03:18.23]Bleedin in jeans [03:19.69]Wakin' up the next day in breathin' machines [03:22.08]Flashin' back to being shot [03:23.46]And repeatin' the scenes [03:24.62]On how you just got smoked [03:25.93]And if you do live [03:27.08]You'll be too scared to tell it [03:28.28]Like a Biggie and 'Pac joke [03:29.48]So if I hurt your self-esteem [03:30.75]And you get dissed too bad [03:31.95]You know I just be sayin' [03:33.05]That to get you mad [03:34.56]And when I rap about a fat b***h [03:36.07]That you wished you had [03:37.15]You know I just be sayin' that [03:38.62]To get you mad [03:39.90]I can't listen to that song [03:41.35]That s**t's too sad [03:42.54]You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad [03:45.07]He'll never make it his wrist [03:46.46]Is slit too bad [03:47.64]You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad [03:52.51]I know that makes you real mad don't it [03:55.96]That's right Slim Shady [03:59.10]Sway Tech [04:01.21]Sprayin' wreck [04:02.95]And we don't give a heck [04:04.70]Or a d**n [04:05.70]Or a f**k [04:07.07]Or a s**t [04:09.29]So suck my motherf**kin' ****