[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com  [00:00.07]countdown mix-masters - Funky Cold Medina [00:21.73]Cold coolin' at a bar and I'm lookin' for some action [00:25.81]But like Mike Jagger said [00:27.34]'I Can't Get No Satisfaction' [00:29.85]The girls are all around [00:31.60]But none of them wanna get with me [00:33.79]My threads are fresh and [00:35.18]I'm lookin' def  yo  what's up with L O C [00:37.68]The girls all jockin' at the other end of the bar [00:41.77]Havin' drinks with some no-name chump [00:43.78]When they know that I'm the star [00:45.92]So  I got up and strolled over [00:47.82]To the other side of the cantina [00:49.98]I asked the guy  why you so fly [00:51.86]He said  Funky Cold Medina [01:01.59]Funky Cold Medina [01:10.26]This brother told me a secret on [01:12.34]How to get more chicks [01:14.30]Put a little Medina in your glass [01:16.24]And the girls'll come real quick [01:18.03]It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac [01:22.43]A couple of sips of this love [01:24.20]Potion and she'll be on your lap [01:26.33]So  I gave some to my dog when he began to beg [01:30.24]Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me [01:32.39]And did the wild thing on my leg [01:34.52]He used to scratch and bite me [01:36.49]Before he was much  much meaner [01:38.49]But now all the poodles run to [01:39.85]My house for the Funky Cold Medina [01:43.35]You know what I'm sayin' [01:45.33]I got every dog in my neighborhood [01:47.10]Breakin' down' my door [01:49.06]I got Spuds McKenzie  Alex from Stroh's [01:53.25]They won't leave my dog alone [01:54.70]With that Medina  pal [01:58.97]I went up to this girl  she said [02:01.03]Hi  my name is Sheena [02:02.72]I thought she'd be good to go [02:04.49]With a little Funky Cold Medina [02:06.85]She said  I'd like a drink  I said [02:08.95]Ehm  ok  I'll go get it [02:10.88]Then a couple sips  she cold licked her lips [02:12.87]And I knew that she was with it [02:14.82]So  I took her to my crib and [02:16.84]Everything went well as planned [02:18.81]But when she got undressed [02:20.00]It was a big old mess  Sheena was a man [02:22.97]So  I threw him out  I don't fool [02:24.91]Around with no Oscar Meyer wiener [02:27.01]You must be sure that the girl [02:28.62]Is pure for the Funky Cold Medina [02:32.22]You know  ain't no plans with a man [02:36.36]This is the 80's and I'm down with the ladies [02:47.03]Break it down [03:20.04]Back in the saddle  lookin' for a little affection [03:23.85]I took a shot as a contestant [03:25.59]On 'The Love Connection' [03:27.95]The audience voted and you [03:29.80]Know they picked a winner [03:31.77]I took my date to the Hilton [03:33.78]For Medina and some dinner [03:35.97]She had a few drinks [03:37.64]I'm thinkin' soon what I'll be gettin' [03:39.95]Instead she started [03:41.00]Talkin' 'bout plans for our weddin' [03:44.05]I said  wait   I'll be seein' ya [03:48.12]That's why I found you [03:49.30]Don't play around with the Funky Cold Medina [03:53.21]Ya know what I'm sayin' [03:55.25]That Medina's a monster  y'all [03:59.67]Funky Cold Medina