[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com  [00:08.30]Well I guess it was back in sixty three [00:10.18]When eatin' my cookin' got the better of me [00:12.20]So I asked this little girl [00:13.50]I was goin' with to be my wife [00:15.75]Well she said she would [00:17.34]So I said I do [00:18.36]But I'd a said I wouldn't if I'd a just knew [00:20.42]How sayin' I do was gonna screw up all of my life [00:24.43]Well the first few years weren't all that bad [00:26.52]I'll never forget the good times we had [00:28.66]'Cause I'm reminded every month [00:29.83]When I send her the child support [00:32.94]Well it wasn't too long 'til the lust all died [00:34.93]And I must admit I wasn't too surprised [00:36.73]The day I come home [00:37.70]And found my suitcase sittin' out on the porch ha ha [00:41.19]Well I tried to get in she changed the locks [00:42.96]Then I found this note taped on the mailbox [00:45.18]That said goodbye turkey [00:46.30]My attorney will be in touch hmm mmm [00:49.31]So I decided right then and there [00:51.20]I was gonna do what's right give her her fair share [00:53.45]But brother I didn't know her share's gon' be that much [00:57.23]She got the gold mine she got the gold mine [00:59.55]I got the shaft I got the shaft [01:01.91]They split it right down the middle [01:03.85]And then they give her the better half [01:06.01]Well it all sounds sort a funny [01:08.06]But it hurts too much to laugh [01:09.82]She got the gold mine I got the shaft [01:16.57]Now listen you ain't heard nothin' yet [01:18.34]Why they give her the color television set [01:20.52]Then they give her the house the kids [01:22.14]And both of the cars see [01:24.67]Well then they start talkin' [01:25.50]'Bout child support [01:26.73]Alimony and the cost of the court [01:28.93]Didn't take me long to figure out [01:30.15]How far in the toilet I was [01:33.02]I'm tellin' ya they have made a mistake [01:34.79]'Cause it adds up to more than this cowboy makes [01:36.80]Besides everything I ever had worth takin' they've already took [01:41.25]While she's livin' like a queen on alimony [01:43.24]I'm workin' two shifts eatin' baloney [01:45.15]Askin' myself why didn't you just learn how to cook [01:49.12]They give her the gold mine she got the gold mine [01:51.28]They give me the shaft I got the shaft [01:53.32]They said they're splittin' it all down the middle [01:55.58]But she got the better half [01:57.63]Well it all sounds kinda funny [01:59.61]But it hurts too much to laugh [02:01.70]She got the gold mine I got the shaft [02:22.46]Yes she got the gold mine she got the gold mine [02:24.66]I got the shaft I got the shaft [02:26.85]They split it all down the middle [02:29.06]And then they give her the better half [02:31.12]Well it all sounds sort of funny hoo ha ha [02:33.35]But it hurts too much to laugh [02:34.98]She got the gold mine [02:36.97]I got the shaft [02:40.81]They ain't kiddin' me I got the shaft [02:42.80]But I don't have to worry [02:43.84]About totin' a billfold no more ha ha ha ha [02:46.18]I let my wife tote it [02:47.63]I'm gonna be carryin' food stamps [02:49.05]You get it Judge [02:50.10]I'm on it ha ha ha ha [02:52.11]That's that's that's not funny huh huh [02:54.93]Contempt of court [02:56.23]Whad do you mean [02:57.59]Listen judge I's just kiddin' uh [02:59.57]I mean you can't get blood out of a turnip can ya