[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com  [00:10.06]The President woke and he called the Pope [00:11.94]The Pope climbed to heaven on a golden rope [00:14.41]P S  the Lord raised Michaelangelo from the dead [00:16.80]So he can make a fresh painting of my head [00:19.44]Then I hung out with a king and a queen [00:21.35]And the queen put me down with her polo team [00:23.84]The way I scored points all around the clock [00:25.79]I had her daughter  the princess ridin my jock [00:28.62]I knocked the freak off like a crazy retard [00:30.58]Then I took a little trip into a deck of cards [00:33.21]The diamond jack joker and the ace of spades [00:35.45]Was amazed at greater Cut Creator on the fade [00:37.92]Then I played cards with the queen of clubs [00:40.37]The queen of hearts with me cold fell in love [00:42.61]As for the queen of diamonds  she don't like men [00:44.80]Because you know that a diamond is a girl's best friend [00:47.23]The double-trouble spade was named the deuce [00:49.34]And the joker acted stupid  so we gave him the news [00:51.90]There was 52 cards  and I met everyone [00:54.10]That story is over  but my rhyme ain't done [00:56.68]Then I took a trip to the center of the earth [00:58.97]I was kinda scared  so E-Love went first [01:01.05]I met these funny little people  they called em skeezers [01:03.56]So I held on to my wallet like Ebeneezer [01:05.92]Tight leather pants that'll make you grunt [01:08.10]Two nice soft things right up front [01:10.44]The center of the earth ain't got no crime [01:12.70]Just people bodyrockin to the L L  rhyme [01:15.02]If you're kinda confused to what a skeezer is [01:17.18]It's just a girl who's on my jock cause I'm in showbiz [01:19.70]There was a whole lotta skeezers  I dogged everyone [01:21.68]That story is over  but my rhyme ain't done [01:24.59]Woke up late one afternoon [01:26.72]Realized I was in the world of cartoons [01:28.91]He-Man told me he'd beat me up [01:31.38]Because he thought that I looked like Donald Duck [01:33.72]Then I hung out with Spiderman [01:36.10]He told me he was gonna start a comic strip band [01:38.54]The Incredible Hulk was gonna play the drums [01:40.56]Charlie Brown grabbed the guitar and started to strum [01:43.16]Snoopy tried to rock on the microphone [01:45.23]But Tom & Jerry both said he should leave it alone [01:47.89]Then I hung out with Mickey Mouse [01:50.00]He had two freaks  so we went to his house [01:52.48]Mickey's freak was ugly  but mine was def [01:54.61]So I knocked it off until there wasn't none left [01:57.12]They were cartoon characters  I met everyone [01:59.31]That story is over  but my rhyme ain't done [02:01.79]Since I'm a good friend of father time [02:04.04]I'm not gettin older as I say this rhyme [02:06.35]I was warmin the stove at the Alamo [02:08.62]Before Booth shot Lincoln I stole the show [02:10.94]I was down with George at the Delaware [02:13.01]But I wore a Kangol  not the fake white hair [02:15.87]Me and E-Love met Sitting Bull [02:18.11]We made a peace pipe  then we took a pull [02:20.41]Then he brought more leaves from a golden chest [02:22.64]You thought it was tabacco - the sh*t was cess [02:25.11]There was a lotta great men  and I met everyone [02:27.24]That story is over  but my rhyme ain't done [02:32.13]I went inside my TV  I met _The Honeymooners_ [02:34.24]Ralph wanted me to bust a couple of rhymes [02:36.68]But I had my eyes on Alice's behind [02:39.22]Norton came down right about that time [02:41.39]Lookin in the frigde  so he could swine and dine [02:43.75]Then I said to myself  I should give em a taste [02:46.11]So I pulled the microphone out my black briefcase [02:48.38]Said  it ain't Bob Hope or Barry Manilow [02:50.70]Then I borrowed Norton's hat  cause I forgot my Kangol [02:53.13]Ralph said  "I got a scheme  let me get to it" [02:55.56]"Norton  my pal " I said  "Yo  don't even do it" [02:57.95]They were all Honeymooners  and I met everyone [03:00.07]That story is over  but my rhyme ain't done [03:02.54]Cause my tongue cuts sharp  I hit a note like a harp [03:05.00]Or a harmonica  Veronica  I do my part [03:07.15]In a bedroom with leg room I'm strong like a monsoon [03:09.52]Chilled in Maui-Waui and I carry a harpoon [03:11.73]Stopped at the isle that's Mali  cause we got ill [03:14.07]Wrote my name on a rock at the top of the hill [03:16.46]I searched for other ways  made love in caves [03:18.29]And I kicked the ill beats that make the natives raise [03:21.34]Now I'm gonna tell you what all this means [03:23.50]From Farmers Boulevard in St  Albans  Queens [03:25.75]There's a lyrical technician who came to play [03:28.09]Number one b-boy L L  COOL J [03:30.53]All of this is just a story that I made up [03:32.74]Def lines I say on time with Cut Creator's cuts [03:35.19]Some of it's fiction  and some of it's fact [03:37.38]Not another common rap with a heavy drum track [03:39.84]A whole lotta rhymes  and I wrote everyone [03:42.02]That story is over  and my rhyme IS DONE [03:44.62]HUH