[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com  [00:08.29]Well  I guess it was back in '63 [00:10.31]When eatin' my cookin' got the better of me [00:12.40]So I asked this little girl I was goin' with to be my wife [00:15.97]Well  she said she would  so I said “I do” [00:18.75]But I'da said I wouldn't if I'da just knew [00:21.02]How sayin' “I do” was gonna screw up all of my life [00:24.73]Well  the first few years weren't all that bad – [00:26.61]I'll never forget the good times we had [00:28.24]Cause I'm reminded every month when I send her the child support [00:30.71]Well  it wasn't too long till the lust all died [00:34.75]And I'll admit I wasn't too surprised [00:36.48]The day I come home and found my suitcase sittin' out on the porch [00:39.66]Well  I tried to get in – she changed the locks [00:42.81]Then I found this note taped on the mailbox [00:44.35]That said  “Goodbye  turkey  My attorney will be in touch ”  Mm-hmm [00:48.36]So I decided right then and there [00:51.04]I's gonna do what's right – give her her fair share [00:54.02]But brother – I didn't know her share's gon' be THAT much [00:56.55]Got She the gold mine  She got the gold mine [01:00.26]I got the shaft  I got the shaft [01:03.37]They split it right down the middle [01:04.48]And then they give her the better half [01:05.75]Well  it all sounds sorta funny [01:07.18]But it hurts too much to laugh [01:09.43]She got the gold mine - I got the sha-a-aft