[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com  [00:00.60]Jumped out of the 2nd floor of a record store [00:02.76]With a treacherous four cassette and a cassette recorder [00:05.14]In Ecuador with Edward Norton [00:08.26]Witness the metamorphosis [00:09.50]Of a legend growin' like an expert swordsman [00:11.73]From the Hessian war and [00:13.35]Hence the origin of the Headless Horseman [00:15.93]Born with the endorphins of a pathetic orphan [00:18.83]Endless source and reservoir [00:20.32]Of extension cords in dresser drawers [00:22.24]And deadbolts on the bedroom doors [00:23.61]And sexual torture kits kept in a separate storage bin [00:26.85]Excellent boyfriend [00:28.68]Use intercourse to settle scores [00:30.31]With women who have vendettas towards men [00:32.61]****head is forced in 'til there's shredded foreskin [00:34.91]Reddish torn and they're only bein' fed a portion [00:37.61]Bed sores and sore shins [00:39.04]Pregnant whores can get abortions [00:40.67]Fetish for stickin' metal forks in self-absorption [00:43.50]Skeletor I went to Hell and fell a floor [00:45.96]A predator I'm headed for competitors [00:47.59]Better warn 'em what I lack in tact and a set of morals [00:50.62]I make up for in metaphors like a cosmetic store [00:54.54]Stegosaurus Chuck Norris with a thesaurus [00:57.25]Yes of course a mess of warrants [00:58.96]You want some come and get some boys [01:00.52]I'm givin' Daniel Pantaleo a refresher course [01:03.30]On excessive force and pressure points [01:05.18]And dressin' George Zimmerman in a fluorescent orange [01:07.69]Dress and four inch heels to address the court [01:09.88]With a bullseye on his back his whole chest and torso [01:12.37]Or left on the doorsteps of Trayvon's dad as a present for him [01:17.31]In my present form I'm Desert Storm [01:19.85]Appetite for destruction there's no suppressant for [01:22.28]Aggressive forceful and less remorseful in every morsel [01:24.97]Unpleasant horrible hello gorgeous [01:26.87]The rebel with devil horns 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that's what you wanted [03:55.35]A f**kin' loose cannon who's blunt with his hand on the button [03:57.97]Who doesn't have to answer to no one great idea [04:02.85]If I was president [04:04.54]Gettin' off is the first order of business [04:07.50]Once I get in office [04:09.52]Second thing that'll make me happy's walkin' up to Uncle Sam [04:12.98]Naked laughin' **** cupped in hand [04:15.44]Screamin' f**k safe sex [04:16.74]Throw a latex and an AIDS test at him [04:18.92]Tell Congress I run this land [04:20.54]And I want the rubber banned and make it snappy [04:24.30]Addiction to friction and static [04:25.91]Addict who can't escape the habit [04:27.84]Continue to chase the dragon [04:29.62]But as fate would have it [04:30.81]I walked up in Major Magics [04:32.51]Dressed as the maintenance man [04:33.61]In a laser tag vest and a racin' jacket [04:36.16]With a gauge to blast it [04:37.35]And sped away in the station wagon [04:39.60]Stacey Dash's and Casey Anthony's [04:41.37]Crazy asses in the backseat [04:43.35]Throwin' Stayfree pads at me [04:45.22]Dead passenger in the passenger seat [04:47.31]Unfasten the safety latches [04:48.75]And slam on the brakes in traffic so hard [04:51.01]I snapped the relocation brackets for the monster tires [04:53.95]Finna get a murder case and catch it [04:55.64]Like you threw it at me encased in plastic [04:58.88]And send Dylann Roof through the windshield of the Benz [05:01.41]Until he spins like a pinwheel and begins feelin' [05:03.85]Like a windmiller with a thin build while his skin's peelin' [05:06.39]And skids 'til he hits a cement pillar [05:08.43]Swing for the fence like Prince Fielder [05:10.06]Knock it into the upper peninsula [05:11.76]You wanna go against zilla the rap god [05:13.91]When will I quit never been realer [05:15.64]The in-stiller of fear not even a scintilla of doubt [05:18.58]Whose pens iller than Prince in a chinchilla [05:20.52]Or Ben Stiller in a suspense thriller [05:22.26]Revenge killer avenge syllable binge [05:24.22]Fill a syringe 'til I [05:25.72]Draw first blood [05:27.31]Even pop sh*t on my pop sh*t and it's popular [05:30.56]Couldn't be more awkwarder [05:32.23]Cause you're innocence I robbed you of [05:34.05]It's my fingers that got stuck up [05:35.77]Taught ya ta not give a [05:37.69]Slapstick hockey puck [05:39.42]The broad hunter with the sawed off [05:40.92]Like an arm when it's lopped off of ya [05:42.62]But I'm not gonna get the shotgun [05:43.98]Or the Glock I'm gonna opt for the ox [05:45.75]Cause I'm into objects that are sharp when I shop [05:47.69]And it's not a shock I'm such an obnoxious f**ker [05:49.38]The Rock Hudson of rock 'cause who would have thought [05:51.80]This much of a cocksucker to go across the buttocks of [05:53.81]Vivica Fox with a box cutter [05:57.10]That was for 50 little slap on the wrist be warned [05:59.73]I'm unravelin' quickly [06:01.01]My squabbles I'm grappling with your time traveling with me [06:04.67]Try and follow as I wobble relapse into history [06:08.11]With a flask of the whiskey [06:09.65]Tip it back then I'm twisting wine bottles [06:12.69]Like what happened to Chris Reeve's spine column [06:15.32]That's the plan of attack when I'm fixing my problems [06:18.45]Wish my chest wasn't having to get these rhymes off 'em [06:20.97]But the fact that I have so many rappers against me mind boggles [06:24.27]And why I haven't come back on these faggots who diss me is [06:26.77]More of a spectacular mystery than a f**king [06:29.28]Agatha Christie crime novel [06:32.24]But my patience is wearing thin [06:33.92]Swear I been contemplatin' rubbing [06:35.40]Sh*t in your face 'til I smear it in [06:37.46]Diss you in every lyric until you fear the pen [06:39.94]And never appear again [06:41.27]If you actually had f**kin' careers to end [06:44.68]But then I think of Molly Qerim and [06:46.35]I steer 'em in that direction and forget my ideas for them [06:51.01]Molly I'm gone off you [06:52.55]Man light some kush [06:54.02]You're my first take I'll nail you [06:56.01]Can't lie I gush [06:57.38]If I won you over you would be the grand prize [06:59.92]I'm entranced by your looks [07:01.45]Come and give the Shady franchise a push [07:03.87]You can get it in the can like some Anheuser Busch [07:07.04]Jeans too small least three pant sizes tush [07:09.77]Mushed against your damn side your puss [07:11.94]And thighs are squished [07:13.48]What kind of attires that [07:15.09]I'm ready to be rode [07:16.42]Psychopath bet you we'll get it poppin' like a flat [07:20.41]Light the match to ignite the wrath [07:22.23]Got knives to slash and slice hermaphrodites in half [07:25.02]Piper Chapmans might just have to picket me [07:28.34]Like a scab [07:30.03]Hard to describe in fact [07:31.50]Startling violent perhaps [07:33.01]Are things that come to mind as soon as [07:34.65]I start spitting rhymes like that [07:36.39]And you aren't really surprised at that [07:38.18]But as far as these lines I rap [07:39.71]And these bars wouldn't dial [07:40.84]It back if I star 69ed the track [07:44.57]Why am I such a ****