Stand Awkward in the Corner

Kenny Martin didn't grow up on a farm but if he did, this is what his story would be: Kenny Martin grew up on a farm. His father was from South Virginia and his mother was from West Carolina (it was a different America in those times). They raised him in all of the traditional farming ways: by the time he was seven Kenny had raised a whole family of cows and chickens. When he turned eight he ate all of them. Deciding he was too much of a financial burden, his parents sent him off to the big city. In the big city Kenny looked all day and night for a house but, since it was in the middle of the recession, none could be found. He then decided to live in a prestigious nightclub. After people-watching for a good seven years he became well aware of how the common man worked and debated on becoming either an entertainer or a politician. A famous entertainer came up to him and told him if he became a politician he would hate his life. This man was a well-known liar, however, so Kenny became an entertainer.